a lesson on the "Reply All" button

First thread from Ira to me and someone named DUETTEX:

"We are very interested in finding out information on acquiring the license for Michael Jackson to produce commemorative fleece blankets-We currently are licensed with CLC,NBA,NFL,MLB and feel this could be a great addition-

Please let me know any other information you may need-

Thanks in advance,
Ira"

10 minutes later, DUETTEX makes Ira AND me blush:

"NICE BABY, your a Thriller "

I'll be your private man...

Hi,

I `m member of u2 com .

I`m a private man I ´d like to ask you whether I can use some pictures for a private ppt presentation. Of course I will say that the pics are from u 2 dot com

short and sweet

bitch I ain't got yo money!


Subject: WHEN DO I GET MY MONEY BACK THAT YOU STOLE FROM ME ????????

[no text in body of email]

Regards,
PM

you want big shirts?

subject: big tshirts?

hi there love the fact that that we can browse each bands merchandise but why oh why do the shirts only go up to xl ? when i know for definate thers loads of bigger people out ther wantin bigger shirts. Myself im a triple xl size thats xxxl i could spend 4 maybe 5 hundred quid if that was the case and if i could do that just imagine what all the others could spend. im 6ft 4 ins and 21 stone work it out its bad enuff trying to get normal clothes let alone rock shirts to fit. can you help ? are you interested ? please let me know thank you

slash, where are you??

1/2/09

HELLO MY NAME IS BINA.
I HAVE AN QUESTION ABOUT SLASH.
I WILL HIM SEND A LETTER/EMAIL.
BUT I DON,T KNOW WHERE THAT ADRESSES IS, WHERE SLASH IS.

Can you mail me back for an reaction please?

what could be better than a digital photo of barbara streisand??

Hi, I want to do a digital painting for myself to display in my home--not for resale. I want to use a photo of Barbra Streisand legally as a reference photo for the painting and need permission by the photographer to do so. How do I do this so that the photographer's copyrights are respected?
Thanks, Sue

everyone wants a piece of barbara

Good afternoon, Dear Barbra.
My family and me are admirers of You. I beg Your pardon, but I have a request to make. I am one people who wishes the picture or cd with Your autograph.
Thank You preliminary with great pleasure. I wish You happiness, good health and all success.

"i can sell the heck out of ZZ top stuff"

sure you can Danny, sure you can...


"To Whom It May Concern....ZZ TOP

I am Danny From Mississippi. I am 58 Years Old. I bought a used
1999 Mint Condition Prevost Bus that is really nice but it has BIG Z'S in
gold on it. Every where I go people want to know if I am ZZ Top. I went to
Tunica, Mississippi, the other day and they told me to park behind the other
buses. I said OK and then I realized I was behind all the Greg Almond buses.
Wow it was pretty exciting but everyone wanted to see ZZ Top inside. I told
them there was no one but me. They did not believe me!

So here is my proposal. I think I can sell the heck out of ZZ Top Stuff if
they would like me to. I would like to get their permission. I even pull a Z
3 BMW on a trailer behind my bus. I am going to get ZZ Top License Plates. I
am also a musician and was written up in Texas Monthly Magazine in the 80's.
I just got the bus not the fame!!!!

Sincerely, Danny"