"i can sell the heck out of ZZ top stuff"

sure you can Danny, sure you can...


"To Whom It May Concern....ZZ TOP

I am Danny From Mississippi. I am 58 Years Old. I bought a used
1999 Mint Condition Prevost Bus that is really nice but it has BIG Z'S in
gold on it. Every where I go people want to know if I am ZZ Top. I went to
Tunica, Mississippi, the other day and they told me to park behind the other
buses. I said OK and then I realized I was behind all the Greg Almond buses.
Wow it was pretty exciting but everyone wanted to see ZZ Top inside. I told
them there was no one but me. They did not believe me!

So here is my proposal. I think I can sell the heck out of ZZ Top Stuff if
they would like me to. I would like to get their permission. I even pull a Z
3 BMW on a trailer behind my bus. I am going to get ZZ Top License Plates. I
am also a musician and was written up in Texas Monthly Magazine in the 80's.
I just got the bus not the fame!!!!

Sincerely, Danny"